Hi I'm Mary.
I'm bad at conversation, enjoy food and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Inbox me some time.
my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
My mom is literally setting a limit to my “angsty teen attitude.”
By the end of this year she says I have to act like an adult, and never a teenager.
I AM NOT EVEN SIXTEEN YET
CAN YOU GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK THANKS
I’m not even that fucking attitude-y and you can’t tell someone to stop doing something they don’t realize they do
OH AND HEY MAYBE I ACT IRRITATED SOMETIMES BECAUSE I DO ALL HONORS AND ITS REALLY FUCKING STRESSFUL SO HOP OFF MY DICK AND MAYBE TRY TO UNDERSTAND
Fucking fuck fuck fuck my mom doesn’t know how to parent
BUT LIKE WHERE IT GOES “HEAVY METAL BROKE MY *HEART*” AND YOU GET THAT LITTLE MOMENT OF OLD FOB AND YOU DIE A LITTLE INSIDE
consider the following aus
- "we wore matching halloween costume to this party" au
- "we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled" au
- "tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me…
Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
having a really good joke but executing it poorly
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now