el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you:

houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

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harrystylesdildo:

AU: Zayn is in danger of being kidnapped by Macklemore. He pleads Obama to stop the rapper from doing him any harm but another unexpected celebrity comes to his aid. Harry’s estranged mother, The Christ Warrior, encourages Macklemore to pray his evil thoughts away. Macklemore laughs at her…then he strikes. He breaks into Zayn’s house and kidnaps him while Janet is asleep. Janet awakens to find that Zayn is missing and there are no clues to where he went besides a dirty, musty, crusty old fur coat that smelled of undeserved Grammys. 

darlingbenny:

martin freeman is so so cute i want 12

Emma Stone + Premieres

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

asian:

don’t tell me what to do.

asian:

don’t tell me what to do.