When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.
do you find this post textual
AU: Zayn is in danger of being kidnapped by Macklemore. He pleads Obama to stop the rapper from doing him any harm but another unexpected celebrity comes to his aid. Harry’s estranged mother, The Christ Warrior, encourages Macklemore to pray his evil thoughts away. Macklemore laughs at her…then he strikes. He breaks into Zayn’s house and kidnaps him while Janet is asleep. Janet awakens to find that Zayn is missing and there are no clues to where he went besides a dirty, musty, crusty old fur coat that smelled of undeserved Grammys.
martin freeman is so so cute i want 12
Emma Stone + Premieres
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
don’t tell me what to do.