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vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

(via joancutesack)

My mom is literally setting a limit to my “angsty teen attitude.”
By the end of this year she says I have to act like an adult, and never a teenager.
Like
EXCUSE ME
I AM NOT EVEN SIXTEEN YET
CAN YOU GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK THANKS
I’m not even that fucking attitude-y and you can’t tell someone to stop doing something they don’t realize they do
OH AND HEY MAYBE I ACT IRRITATED SOMETIMES BECAUSE I DO ALL HONORS AND ITS REALLY FUCKING STRESSFUL SO HOP OFF MY DICK AND MAYBE TRY TO UNDERSTAND
Fucking fuck fuck fuck my mom doesn’t know how to parent

bandsaremyparamore:

BUT LIKE WHERE IT GOES “HEAVY METAL BROKE MY *HEART*” AND YOU GET THAT LITTLE MOMENT OF OLD FOB AND YOU DIE A LITTLE INSIDE

(via that-melancholy-feeling)

http://chloroplast.co.vu/post/97026650023/textsfromtitanfood-consider-the-following-aus

textsfromtitanfood:

consider the following aus

  • "we wore matching halloween costume to this party" au
  • "we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled" au
  • "tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me…

datfamilybusiness:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

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(via moriarty)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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(via sniffing)

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

(via sniffing)

(Source: kasukasukasumisty, via mooviechild)

Note to Self: You gotta do this for you. This is for you. This isn’t about anybody. Live for you. Honor you. Never lose sight of that.

(Source: mindofataurus, via sniffing)

englishsnow:

designedwithsam

(via bbcsdetective)

(Source: totalparksandrec, via ruinedchildhood)