Hi I'm Mary.
I'm bad at conversation, enjoy food and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Inbox me some time.
finishing one thing of homework then remembering you have more
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
The Carters in Paris.
Matching lyrics from Jay Z’s album, Magna Carta Holy Grail.
*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’
People who misinterpret everything you say so it looks like you’re trying to offend them need to get stabbed in the eye.
i am actually pretty close to tears because HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN
Just in case someone thought the music was exaggerating the scale of the Mishapocalypse