Hi I'm Mary.
I'm bad at conversation, enjoy food and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Inbox me some time.
This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha
reblogged before it was even finished.
Disney Princesses as sloths.
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
are you kidding me
i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break
Best TV show ever.
this is how I would doctor
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL